SMILE A WHILE

It is August. In a small town on the South Coast of France, holiday
season is in full swing, but it is raining so there is not too much
business happening.

Everyone is heavily in debt.
Luckily, a rich Russian tourist arrives in the foyer of the small local
hotel.

He asks for a room and puts a Euro100 note on the reception counter,
takes a key and goes to inspect the room located up the stairs on the
third floor.

The hotel owner takes the banknote in a hurry and rushes to his meat
supplier to whom he owes E100.

The butcher takes the money and races to his supplier to pay his debt.

The wholesaler rushes to the farmer to pay E100 for pigs he purchased
some time ago.
The farmer triumphantly gives the E100 note to a local prostitute who
gave him her services on credit.

The prostitute goes quickly to the hotel, as she was owing the hotel for
her hourly room use to entertain clients.
At that moment, the rich Russian is coming down to reception and informs
the hotel owner that the proposed room is unsatisfactory and takes his
E100 back and departs.

There was no profit or income, but everyone no longer has any debt and
the small townspeople look optimistically towards their future.

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.

The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.

A few minutes pass.

The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.

The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.

A few more minutes pass.

The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.

The man has finally had all he can handle.

He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!

Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"

The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"

The woman looks at him and says, "Pepper".

BLONDE

A plane is on its way to Houston when Amanda, in economy class, gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells Amanda that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

Amanda replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the copilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

The copilot goes back to Amanda and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

Amanda replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Houston and I'm staying right here."

The copilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "You say she is a blonde? I'll handle this; I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

He goes back to Amanda and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry." and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy..

The flight attendant and copilot are amazed and ask him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

"I told her, first class isn't going to Houston ."