Asian Tale/ or maybe a climpse at real life

It must be like the 13Th or 14Th Commandment or at least written some where:

Thou shall not dip thy pen in company ink

Short storey from an expat book that I read, but a cute story

Expat hires himself a house keeper. She is a beautiful sexy young lady. Turns out very sensual and active. Well he being a he just could not contain himself. So they begin the dance of the ages. Life between the sheets is wonderful after a few weeks he has no clothes that are clean any longer. They have been going out for dinner since her was no longer any food in the house. The bed covers were getting a very unique odor; the dust in the house was about an inch deep. Things in the sink were creating a new life.

So he says to his new housekeeper, you know things are getting really dirty. She yes darling we need to hire a housekeeper.

Just thought it was cute and gives a flavor of the unique things you run into living here. Not bad just different. Welcome to a share few of your own, remember this is for fun

We don't need to make up fictional material, I'm sure between the lot of
us, we have enough tales of real-life misadventures to fill volumes.

Just today, I went to visit the tee-ruk's little abode. This last week has just
been one crisis after another? Yes, I know. Times are hard in Thailand. We
barbaric farang don't understand real hardship. Anyway, I'm trying to get
the lass on some kind of liveable budget and in absolute disbelief at the wild
stories I'm being given, and for example, why she needed to pawn her
mobile which some ignorant dumb-as_ (me) gave her the week before?

So, lo and behold we arrive at her "residence". I was led to believe it was a
guesthouse which she and her girlfriend had been sharing together and paying
250 baht/day for. No...No...No...it is a long single story building with many rooms
constructed "Thai style", I'm guessing tops, 2k per month or maybe 100B/day.
There is furniture in there and 2 or was it 3 other thai girls flopped about the
space amidst discarded quart beer bottles and other recreational items. Well now,
if I didn't know better I'd say everyone in this domicile had been on a week long
bender at my expense. Apparently, the heathen (me) must be punished further.

My first Semester of WBU back in my Mia Noi days, had a sweet and I mean a real foxxy 20 year old. Had spent the afternoon with her. Hooked up with a bud to go have some beers well the exwife didn't really seem to think about Mia Nois that way I had it expalined to me by farrang friends in the know. So she was getting bitcher by the second.

We end up at the guys house and sent his daughter to go get the wife. Who came back with the message that I got myeslf there and I could find my own way home.

Well when I went home ther I sit thinking well lets see 38 year old bitchy wife, 20 year old sexy Mia Noi. As I was starting the bike.....................................

I invoked the 15 min. rule

Oh by the way lasted ten days somewhat of record for me in those days, and the she invoked the 15 min rule.

The Thai phrase that scared me to death

" he is a good man"

15 min rule 15 min rule 15 min rule

Boy now that I think about it my wife has really got me a saddle broke these days

2nd semster of WBU ran across a new one that was creating a brand new Thai tradition. I was supposed to give mama 100K for dating her. Now I knew better but she was so darn good I actually thought about it

15 min rule

That 15-minute rule strikes a chord.

After 4 years of marriage, the last year is getting particularly miserable with growing accusations of my supposed infidelity. I was working in China, headed home and not looking forward to 5 weeks of strife so I arrived in town and checked into a hotel rather than go home. I had made my mind up that if she was going to accuse me, so be it! I hit a few bars, had few beers and was holding the hand of some unbelievably sweet young thing with the bar fine in my hand. She went for a piss, I had my 15-minute moment, checked bin and went back to the hotel alone.

At 6 am, I check out and grab a taxi home. Unlocked the gate and quietly let myself in. I am bracing for the 'where have you been' as my flights from work always arrive early evening and I am home well before midnight. I tiptoe up the stairs, open the bedroom door and there's the wife, in bed with the lodger from next door.

My second bout of 15-minutes was quietly spent sitting on the edge of the bed while they both slept. Finally, she opens her eyes and looks at me, they close, they open WIDE, she looks at him, back at me and then she screws then shut. I kiss her on the cheek, take the car keys off the nightstand and wink as I tell her, 'See you later.'

Yep that would in fact be very good time to use the 15 min. rule. I was a bit quick on the trigger there for a while. Hope things are better these days for you. I've learned to be more patient and don't envoke the 15 min. rule. But, my wife is a much better person then those that I envoked the 15 min. rule on.

Of course I have changed my outlook on the marraige ceremony, now it's till death do us part, or the court rules

let me ad my two cents IMO it not about the money you give them because you want them to be happy with you but it all about the DREAM you have with them and when they screw up & lie like a rug to you and cheat on you and you catch them or find out about them your DREAM is shattered
and you feel like a broken man. yes most of us have been a victim in this situation my self included
some of us learn the lesson and some continue to be a door mat for lying cheating females. I am one of the smart ones I don't get burned twice. Now when I give some thing it a gift with no strings attached it makes it very easy if you get hurt again. so I make sure my lady knows I can survive with out her if she decides to fish in another river. and in 3 years she has never left my side and I thank GOD for that every day

As I answered the nice divorce court judge when he asked at what point did I realise my marriage was in trouble, "When she shot me in the head your Honour."

Don't you just hate those gentle hints