Iris halan wrote:Credit crunch money saving tip: Forget the bars.

a) Get in a samlor and the driver will offer you a lady. He will swear she is velly beautiful and velly good. You can trust these guys!

b) Walk up Prajak Rd past Fuzzy Ken's and the Sumo Japanese resaurant. On that little stretch a few ladies of horizontal pleasure hang about looking for punters. I think in these hard times they might have a discounted rate of 300 Baht. Just a word of caution, forget Durex Featherlite, go for Durex bullet-proof. Better still wear 2 condoms to be sure to be sure.

Irish Alan wrote:

mkbfas wrote:Can I have some reccomendions on the best places - bars, etc - to pick up the friendliest and prettiest bar girls?

Credit crunch money saving tip: Forget the bars.

a) Get in a samlor and the driver will offer you a lady. He will swear she is velly beautiful and velly good. You can trust these guys!

b) Walk up Prajak Rd past Fuzzy Ken's and the Sumo Japanese resaurant. On that little stretch a few ladies of horizontal pleasure hang about looking for punters. I think in these hard times they might have a discounted rate of 300 Baht. Just a word of caution, forget Durex Featherlite, go for Durex bullet-proof. Better still wear 2 condoms to be sure to be sure.

trubrit wrote:

mkbfas wrote:Can I have some reccomendions on the best places - bars, etc - to pick up the friendliest and prettiest bar girls?

A lot depends on the depth of your pockets.If you are thinking of a girl that works in a bar, then as others have said they are all over the place, you really can't miss them. A bit of a bar crawl should give you an idea whats available and one who matches your expectations.As for friendly. Well that's up to you. I understand the more girl drinks you buy the friendlier they get.If you are looking for the real stunners though it is doubtful they would be ,a) working in a bar.Or
b) working in Udon.You see most of us farangs wouldn't or couldn't pay the prices they can command.Nor would our wives permit us to.
There are establishments where you can enjoy the company of ladies of model appearance. These places are normally frequented by Hi-So Thai men.So don't expect them to speak English. The girls are employed as singer/hostesses. You attract their attention by pinning at least a 500bht note to a flower garland while they are on stage, and presenting it to them.When they have finished their turn at singing they will come over to your table and join you. You then wine and dine them. NB:Some establishments will make a charge by the hour that they are with you.Normally about 150bht.
Beware if one girl joins you, she may ask if her friend/s can come over. All have to be paid for. These girls are not for taking out, but if they like you may be prepared to go for a short time, but not normally until after midnight when their singing engagement finishes.But be prepared to be given the cold shoulder at any time. Especially as farangs are not generally known for their generosity, and the girls are very aware of this. Plus the fact they just might prefer having a Thai man that they can converse with.You can reckon to spend about 5,000bht on the evenings entertainment, which can easily double if extracurricular activities take place.
So you pays your money and takes your chance. Good luck.

mkbfas wrote:Can I have some reccomendions on the best places - bars, etc - to pick up the friendliest and prettiest bar girls?

saint wrote:i hope you havent been squandering your funeral money !!!! Mrs trubrit would not be a happy bunny

beer monkey wrote:

saint wrote:i hope you havent been squandering your funeral money !!!! Mrs trubrit would not be a happy bunny

well you can't take it with you....

westerby wrote:

mkbfas wrote:Can I have some reccomendions on the best places - bars, etc - to pick up the friendliest and prettiest bar girls?

No, no, no, you're far too direct, MK. What you should have said was, 'are there any bars in Udorn where I can play Connect 4?' Of course, you also have to bear in mind that people will get very friendly if you flash your readies, even the pretty girls will come out to play once they see your bulging wallet (that bulge is a wallet isn't it?).