Sabai, I errrrrrrrrr Reckon Her Indoors Does'nt complain about the size of " Your Old Fella " Keep her away from Hospitals when you go for a check up..... ( Before your 18 extractions )

No "JUMBO"" err I mean 747 I dont have problems in the """WATER PUMP DEPARTMENT""""""" plenty of pressure there. If it fails I wont let anybody mess with that , I would rather cut it off.
As for the struggle and strife, she has slept on more hospital floors beside me than holidays themselves. Believe it or not I like the spells in hospitals once I havent got consultants at the bottom of the bed wanting to cut me up.

P.S. Mortiboy do I know you???? how did you know about the harley accident.???

BUT ALL THE FORUM KNOW ABOUT THE PENSIONER BASHING.
IT WAS A POOR FELLOW DRINKER WHO GOT SENT CRASHING.
ALL BECAUSE HE ATE THE FREE GRUB, HE UPSET THE BOSS OF THE PUB.
HE ONLY HAD ONE PINT I BELIEVE,SO THE BOSS TOLD HIM TO LEAVE
ON THE WAY OUT, THE BOSS DID SHOUT "ON YER BIKE AND DONT COME BACK!'
AS HE GOT ON HIS HARLEY, THIS POOR CHEAP CHARLIE, DID GET A WACK
TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD. REALLY HE JUST WANTED TO GO HOME TO BED!
AS HE SAT UP ON HIS SEAT,ALL HE COULD HEAR WAS HIS OLD TICKER BEAT.
AND JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT ALL WAS DONE,HE GOT YET ANOTHER ONE!
NOW ALL IS KNOWN ABOUT THIS ON THE FORUM AND NOW ALL AMISS.
SO BE CAREFULL YOU CHAPS WHAT YOU DO! COZ" TO BE SURE",WE'LL TAKE THE P1SS OUT OF YOU!
PS ......NO I DONT KNOW YOU SORRY JUST HAVING A LAUGH! (UNLESS YOUR ROCKY THE "DIVER" )

I think since I mentioned I was s locked up in Monkey House Pattaya, You all fobbed me off. no ANSWERS) I have many friends on this forum I done nothing wrong! No (record in Ireland or Thailand) never done nothing wrong> But I am upset with no reply to me being set up by the cops in Pattaya . Cheers BM and Ralph

Go on Sabai tell us...........PLEASE