wokkawombat wrote:I had a friend stay there once so I was up and down the stairs a few times. To me the stairs were deadly and I was sober.
John
They are much easier to cope with when drunk
Trip over the top one, fall down the first flight, pick yourself up, stagger to the top of the next flight, fall down those, pick yourself up etc; etc; When you reach the bottom you pick yourself up, brush yourself down, take a deep breath, and either turn left to the nearest bar stool, or if bar is closed, turn right, out of the door and get night watchman to nip down to 7/11 and get you a supply.
NOTE:- Please don't try this at home kids ........ it should only be performed by trained drunks, who won't feel any pain from the bruises, as the hangover will feel far worse
