Author: Danish » October 11, 2007, 11:47 am
How not to build in Thailand. A comment from a stupid farang woman
When I arrived in Udon Thani, a little more than 1½ year ago, was my knowledge about Thai culture and Thai ways of living small. I wrongly thought I knew quite a bit, because I had read a lot of books about Thailand, but they did not teach me the necessary things about building in Thailand, and as a woman I knew absolutely nothing about building. If I had a problem in my home country, I called a workman, and problem solved.
When my Thai husband and I arrived in Udon we lived in a room, until we found a suitable house that we bought.
We were very happy with our house. It suited us perfectly. Nice house, nice neighborhood, friendly neighbors. There were some small problems. Some of the lamps only worked occasionally, and a door did not close properly, but that I saw as a minor problem. You call a workman, and problem solved. But not in Thailand. After the workmans visit, the lamps that used to work occasionally , now stopped working at all, and the door was suddenly jammed. That was my first experience with Udon workmen, but not the last.
Have you ever noticed that workmen, only works in groups of three. One man actually works, and the two others watches and gives advice.
After living in the house about half a year, we decided that it now was time to change our small Thai kitchen into a big European kitchen-dining room. I made some drawings, about what I planned it to look like. A big kitchen and a store room with washing machine, all of it constructed on the side of the house. The store room is located behind the kitchen, with entrance from the back of the house.
The building of the kitchen was very quick. Soon I could make drawings of the kitchen units, and order this and oven, hood and so on. When the kitchen was up, it looked terrible. First of all, I had not realized that I am about 20 cm taller than most Thai woman, so the kitchen table was far too low for me. Secondly and worst, the kitchen people did not put the kitchen units the way It had been on my drawing, so the kitchen ended about 20 cm before the corner wall. This looks very stupid to me, but apparently not to the kitchen people. At the floor the kitchen goes in and out, so when you clean the floor, you have to go down on your hands and knees to clean the corners.
Another thing I did not know was that I had to put isolation on the roof. So now the kitchen is about 100 degrees Celsius all day long.
But all together I was reasonably happy with my new kitchen until the raining season started.
Then I discovered that it was raining in. Not only one place. But many, many places. All my cooking pots were in use. And together with the rain came the rats. I guess they enter the drainpipe from the washing machine in the store room and from there into the kitchen. And I think they came in the raining season, because they need a dry place to deliver their babies. And what better place, than my kitchen? Nice food, reasonable dry. Hilton hotel for rats.
So now we have had workmen out 9 times, and I think/hope the roof is tight now. I had to replace one of the kitchen units, which were destroyed by rain. A lot of rat poison and heavy metal covers with very tiny holes on the drain pipes hopefully have taken care of the rats, at least for now.
I thought I was well of, because I had a Thai husband, who could talk with the workmen, and control the work. The problem is just that he is Thai. To me it seems that half done is well done to Thais. For him it is not a big problem that there is rain in the kitchen, and a rat or two. Mai pen rai.
The thing is, that I have heard much worse stories about other farangs building I Udon.
I think, that if you want to build as a farang in Udon, you need a contractor or workmen from Bangkok, Pattaya, or some other place, were they are more used to the farang way of perfection. Or you need to be a handy man yourself, with a lot of knowledge about building.