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[beer monkey]

Why dont they erect a bronze statue of Saint and westerby

Yes, I love the Saint and he hates me - what larks!

I think the statues should fart out "All good friends and jolly good company". That would stop the pidgeons from crappin' on us.

Of course, the statues should be naked from the bottom down

Could get Mr Tong to do the 'un-vailing ceremony'......

[westerby]

Could get Mr Tong to do the 'un-vailing ceremony'......

I know where you're going with that one!

Do you think they'd let us put the statues up outside his new bar?

Maybe Mr. Mortiboy could have a stall beside it selling pickled oniongs and HP sauce to Fruity Farangs...

[beer monkey]

Could get Mr Tong to do the 'un-vailing ceremony'......

I know where you're going with that one!

Do you think they'd let us put the statues up outside his new bar?

Maybe Mr. Mortiboy could have a stall beside it selling pickled oniongs and HP sauce to Fruity Farangs...

He would need a work permit though.

Could just go a Bacon(crispy) Sandwich with HP sauce and sliced up pickled oniongs...a mouth watering moment.

[saint]

i must apologise thrush if Ive led you to believe that i hate you , that is not the case at all. you see hate is a very strong emotion , so much so that i would never waste it on a pathetic individual like yourself , no i think pity would be the word i would use. oh, i apologise again if i have shattered another delusion you have about yourself.

[beer monkey]

Just looking through some TV listings for the Mrs and spotted this new show, sounds like a laugh, there seem to be 4 shows per day and a Special later on in the evening.




For Wednesday 3/6/08 as follows...

04:00-04:45 เช้าวันใหม่

04:45-05:55 ชีวิตชีวา เดลี่

04:55-05:20 Wake up with Saint + Westerby.Start your day the Saint + Westerby Way

05:20-05:50 ทันโลกกีฬา

05:50-06:15 ช่วยคิด ช่วยทำ

06:15-08:45 เรื่องเล่าเช้านี้

08:45-09:45 ผู้หญิงถึงผู้หญิง

09:45-10:25 The Saint + Westerby Show, Coffee,sanuk and frolicks with our two hero's.

10:25-10:50 ก่อนบ่ายคลายเครียด

10:50-11:00 ุบางกอกกระซิบ

11:00-11:30 โต๊ะข่าวบันเทิง

11:30-11:35 ตรงจุดเกิดเหต

13:00-13:30 มาสเตอร์คีย์ คู่หูคู่เพลง / 180 วินาทีข่าว

13:30-14:30 ตำนานรักดอกเหมย กึมซุน ลุ้นหัวใจให้รักเธอ / 180 วินาที

14:30-15:00 สีสันบันเทิงสด / 180 วินาทีข่าว

15:30-16:00 ละคร อุ้มรัก

16:00-16:25 โอมเพี้ยง

16:25-16:30 สตาร์สปอร์ต

16:30-18:00 The Saint + Westerby show.current events with S + W, at 17:55 a 4 minute cooking slot with Mortiboy..This weeks slot...How to make your own HP sauce

18:15-18:45 นาจา เทพจอมอิทธิฤทธิ์

18:45-19:15 ละคร สุดแต่ใจจะไขว่คว้า

19:15-19:45 ถ้าคุณแน่อย่าแพ้ ป.4

19:45-20:00 การ์ตูน ท้าวแสนปม / อิงลิชมินิท

20:00-20:30 ข่าว 20.00 น. / เก็บตก / สีสันบันเทิง

20:30-22:30 ละคร บาดาลใจ

22:30-23:30 The Saint + Westerby show.A daily look at life in general

23:30-24:00 ชอตเด็ด คนดัง

24:00-24:30 STAR SPECIAL / ของฝากนักกอล์ฟ(The Saint + westerby Show LIVE)Inc indepth profiles of these 2,plus a round-up of the days events, with a few funnies thrown in,with SPECIAL guests,repeated daily.


00:30-01:15 ข่าววันใหม่

01:15-01:45 ตระเวนข่าว

01:45-02:15 ภ.เกาหลี ทาสหัวใจกฎหมายรัก


02:45-03:30 ภ.จีน ซ่อนรัก ซ่อนหัวใจ

03:30-04:00 รอบทิศทั่วไทย / เพลงเฉลิมพระเกียรติ "พ่อแห่งแผ่น

[westerby]

Excellent, Mr. Beer Monkey! I can't wait to frolick with the Saint/Konstabel/Insert New Account Name Here!

I'm thinking of the Saint's Eamonn Holmes versus my Anthea Turner, that would work well, we definitely have that chemistry going.

I'd like you to come on as my first special guest, BM, with Mortiboy doing a skit on coping with wind after eating Thai food (I'm aiming that at our more senior posters).

Maybe we could get Aznyron to do a daily 5 minute slot on effective self defence for patrons of Molly Malones? I'd do it myself but my Kung Fu technique is abysmal.

[mortiboy]

But about a slot for Westerby V Saint Kick (up the butt) boxing! Now that would be worth watching!

[westerby]

But about a slot for Westerby V Saint Kick (up the butt) boxing! Now that would be worth watching!

I've never been taught that move in Kung Fu but I'll ask my Sifu. Anyway, Saint would be absolutely livid if I kicked him up the bum.