Author: Texpat » May 9, 2009, 3:24 pm
Try one of these classics:
She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
I Thought She Was Out Jogging,
But She Was Running Around On Me
If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me Not Calling You
If Love were Oil, I’d be a Quart Low
Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump
How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?
I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue
If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?
Heaven’s Just A Sin Away
She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond
And She Clubbed Me With a Spade
I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms
to Hold All My Lovin’ for You
If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married Already
I Can’t Love Your Body if Your Heart’s Not In It
If Money Talks, It Ain’t On Speaking Terms With Me
If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
I Just Couldn’t Leave Her Behind Alone
I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like Having You Here
I’m Sorry I Made You Cry, But At Least Your Face Is Cleaner
I Only Have Eyes For You,
But Look What I’ve Got For Your Sister