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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: westerby » May 3, 2009, 2:06 am

Irish Alan wrote:Gladly my experience was limited to a few evenings out with one and a few games of pool... Hopefully it will stay that way!


Men in dresses playing Pool, whatever next? I'll tell you what, though, I've never seen a fat LB let alone a fossilised one. Well, except for the one that does the cookery show on Thai TV.
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: vlad » May 3, 2009, 3:09 am

Westers puts a new meaning to the word brace yourself sheila should it now be brace yourself stanley ha ha
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: Paul » May 3, 2009, 8:14 am

In areas like Pattaya where there are more than a few ladyboys, its truly amazing how many of them get picked up for a night of passion, especially by the Middle Eastern visitors.
It is an opportunity for holidaymakers to try out their fantasies/fetishes/perversions without their family and friends knowing back in their home countries.

If you thought they are a waste having them in bars - you are wrong as can be seen at bars solely containing ladyboys - they are always busy.
Those bars who only have 1 or 2 do it because they pull in the punters. They can hold their own on the pool table, and are good at getting people off the street into their bar. This may because of the punters shyness, embarassment, curiosity, fetish, or even appetite.

I have had drinks and played pool (and lost) with these ladyboys from the bar and (as expected) they are actually quite normal - should not to have aspertions cast on them.

Its a different ball game (literally LOL) to the ones who stalk the beach area and smaller sois
Most of these are the criminal types, aggressive, rude and not to mention downright ugly (which is probably why they don't work in bars) and its these ones who give a bad name to the others.

One question I have which I have never asked any of them is do they actually consider themselves to be male or female. Is every waking moment under the belief that they are feminine and must act (or not act) as a female, do they have female thoughts such as "Oh thats a lovely dress over there" or are they constantly putting on an act.?

Remember when you learn Thai language and when you hear something you have to translate it in your head then think of a reply and translate it into thai - you must always think about your responses. Later as you learn more when someone speaks Thai (such as sawasdee khrap) you can reply instantly without thinking - so does a ladyboy act feminine without thinking or are they always thinking and saying to themselves - I must do it this way because thats how a girl does it.

A bit difficult when stood at the urinal but hey - there must be some exceptions :)
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: Galee » May 3, 2009, 8:53 am

Not sure if this is the general consensus of Thais, but my wife calls ladyboys, "she". The majority of Falangs probably refer to them as "he". Maybe time for me to re-access my pre-conceived ideas?
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: laphanphon » May 3, 2009, 9:11 am

still got the plumbing, it's a he, don't care how many times they say 'kha'

tho if in mixed company, will be respectful and refrain from saying, 'yo dude, what up' 8)
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: aznyron » May 3, 2009, 9:34 am

the L/B I have met use the lady room I refer to them as SHE that what they want to be called no big deal
yes they are impostor trying to be some thing they are not but the world is full of them, we even have a few poster who fit that description not as LB but as impostors. so IMHO it does not cost me any thing to be polite and friendly to all it only when one steps on my toes I no longer feel obliged to be nice any more
so with all the make up and 40000 Baht breast enlargement they still are classified as male until the become a post op then I would have to ask a higher authority than I if they get a new classification
if one does not know what a post op is that when the male plumbing is removed and refitted for female plumbing so it no more standing up for sure :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: fatbas***d » May 3, 2009, 12:44 pm

aznyron wrote: 40000 Baht breast enlargement they still are classified as male until the become a post op then I


Jezz Az I got ripped off again, mine told me it was 80,000 baht. :oops:
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: saint » May 3, 2009, 12:50 pm

fatbas***d wrote:
aznyron wrote: 40000 Baht breast enlargement they still are classified as male until the become a post op then I


Jezz Az I got ripped off again, mine told me it was 80,000 baht. :oops:

maybe she wanted them both done !!!!!! :D :D :D :D
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: beer monkey » May 3, 2009, 5:00 pm

Always going to be a male......passport,Id's will prove that, you may be able to snip off the chipolta and meat balls and fashion a 'groove' from the skin, but they will never give birth or have a period, they can look like a female, sometimes more than an actual real life female and twice as pretty, but will always be ticking the 'M' box.....and that was a bargain basemant boobie job for 40k
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: westerby » May 3, 2009, 7:37 pm

beer monkey wrote:.....and that was a bargain basemant boobie job for 40k


Well, there's a recession on, BM. Businesses have to knock down their prices to bring in the customers. Maybe Ladyboys could scrap their old boob job and purchase a new uprated fit, the Government could pay up to 2K for the cost of scrapping all that silicon.

You see, that's another thing, how can chaps in dresses be any good at Pool with a newly installed boob job? The cushioning effect of the silicon would impede them from getting down low on the cue - result is less accurate shots.
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: aznyron » May 3, 2009, 7:38 pm

BM I think if you get attorney you can legally change your gender once you complete to surgery
we will have to ask Val he has the book of knowledge :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: beer monkey » May 3, 2009, 7:42 pm

I think it might help with keeping the cue steady as the shaft of the cue would go in between the firm breasts.
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: westerby » May 3, 2009, 7:44 pm

beer monkey wrote:I think it might help with keeping the cue steady as the shaft of the cue would go in between the firm breasts.


Sounds like the cue for a nasty accident.

Whoops, one line quip, velly solly.
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: aznyron » May 3, 2009, 7:44 pm

west. from what I saw on pool tables here in Udon I doubt very much if her new boob job would cause her to lose in fact 20 baht game makes them play real good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
now we are getting off topic sorry I just could not resist to answer west post
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Re: Ladyboys

PostAuthor: westerby » May 3, 2009, 7:57 pm

aznyron wrote:west. from what I saw on pool tables here in Udon I doubt very much if her new boob job would cause her to lose in fact 20 baht game makes them play real good :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
now we are getting off topic sorry I just could not resist to answer west post


20 Baht? That means she'd have to win 2000 games of Pool to recoup her money for the bargain basement boob job and that would take her ages. Now I know why a few resort to a life of robbing Turkish punters in Patters. :fryingpan: :lol: :lol:

Edit: Reminds me of that film with Al Pacino and John Cazale, Dog Day Afternoon.
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