Roy wrote:The missus likes to refer to me as Ling (monkey) not due to racism but the abundance of hair that sprouts everywhere except my head!
Her nickname is Jim and as this is a family forum I will not go into why a monk would give a new born girl that name

Same. i call my girlfriend "honey" when things are good and it helps with different girls not to say the wrong name during sex or busy times. actually i call her "monkey" during fights because she acts like one.
She calls me grumpy face. Not sure why, i'm always happy.