I call the Dragon 'Deer Dam' (little and black) - she hates that.
She calls me 'Kar Jong' (bendy or crooked legs). Mr. Bean seems to have also stuck as my nickname with her family.
Her friend calls her husband 'Buk Jagaryan' (Mister Bicycle) because she gets so p*ssed off with him that she wants to push his head down with her feet in a treading action.
We never discussed nicknames before we were married and I don't really care what she calls me now so long as she keeps my house clean and my shirts ironed.
