I guess just one more thing to add to the list.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid= ... efer=japan

Mmmm i read this the other day, and its definately a hard story to swallow,..what pleasures will be left in life soon.

Bring back gargling!!

Why gargle when you use your lovebrush...

A major new survey has revealed that thousands of teenage British girls are risking injury, infertility and worse, by masturbating themselves into oblivion with the latest generation of electric toothbrushes - or 'lovebrushes'

The survey, conducted by the independent market research company, Rabbits R Us, on behalf of the British Dental Association (BDA), reported that over 82% of thirteen-year-old girls have pleasured themselves to an explosive orgasm at least once with an electric toothbrush, and that more than two thirds of sixteen-year-olds spend up to three hours a day polishing their throbbing love buttons when they should be cleaning their decaying teeth. More worryingly, over half of the 27,000 teenage girls who took part in the survey reported reduced sensitivity after prolonged use of the DIY lovebrush and more than 50% complained of pain and burning during marathon masturbation bouts

[quote]Some cynics have accused the manufacturers of the latest electric toothbrushes of deliberately targeting teenage girls by providing openly 'erotic' features such as self-lubricating bristles, rotating heads and 'phallic-shaped' attachements. One manufacturer of a top-selling product we are unable to name for legal reasons, but which is known among toothwise kids as 'Oral Bliss', even has vibrating beads in the handle. An unofficial spokestypeperson for the company, who we did not speak to, but who sent us one of the controversial lovebrushes after we promised not to mention the name of the man they were sleeping with to their husband, told us that the lovebrush in question was manufactured under licence from their parent company

I cant wait for the mini series on TV

I'm a firm believer in dental hygiene!

As was my old dentist, - Phil McCaverty!!

arjay wrote:I'm a firm believer in dental hygiene!

As was my old dentist, - Phil McCaverty!!

Yes i knew his partner in the practise...Mr Ben Down.

I went to a Proctologist the other day to seek treatment for my Hemeroids [sorry cant spell that one] and he asked me to bend over the table for an examination. He was a lovely bloke with great bedside manner and went to extreme lengths to assure me that every thing was OK. He told me to take a deep breath, hold it for a moment and then exhale. He kept telling me throughout the procedure to be calm and not worry about the Medical side of things. It was I must confess a bit unconfortable to have a foreign body up my Rectum, but a real surprise when I realised he had both hands on my shoulders........OOOOPS sorry, we were talking about Dentists were"nt we

Following on the British survey of teenage girls, Americans are waking up to the realities of dental hygiene, our intrepid reporter set off to the 'good ole US of A determined to get to the bottom of the declining dental health of US teens despite a massive and sudden rise in the sales of electric toothbrushes, he has discovered the cause: they make excellent vibrators

US Business analysts now speculate that the sudden sales surge would have been even more remarkable had the versatility of the dental tool

As soon as the gov't hears this they will probably ban the sale of electric toothbrushes in Thailand

Saving them the trouble

In a stunning legislative move, the Supreme Court of Thailand (which consists of three men named Som Tam and a cocker spaniel), banned the sale, advertising, or exhibition of any three-dimensional device used primarily for the stimulation of human genitalia, i.e. your now famous lovebrush

It would seem Google hasn't yet got wise to this thread. It's got an ad for toothpaste at the top!!!

i get P&O cruises.