Uncle Nick,

an elephnat is one of Beer Monkey's dyslexic Nelliphants. See Wazza's topic on elephant rides from a few days ago.

Going back on topic,

Arjay,

Thanks for the link. I rented my house when I was posted to Cyprus in 1998 so I've some experience in the nightmares associated with bad agents and tenants with Crack habits (but that's another story!).