I got one from my wife.

Drunk Thai guy is standing outside by the fence and unzips his pants to take a piss. Instead of pissing down the storm drain, he turns and is about to start pissing on our gate and pad lock.

He got an ear full I'm sure.

ctm wrote: starts pissing on our gate and pad lock.

He got an ear full I'm sure.

err how did he get an earfull by p....g on the gate padlock hmmm...... must have been a drunk contortionist

velly solly.....had to do it lol


nong nong check bin

Having got the run around with a Thai driver's licence thought a good place to get something off your bird's nest.

Ya it's a perfect place what happned? The letter run around?

Ooh suits you sir...

I would love to shop for something unmolested at times. I was looking at shoes at that set up on the ground floor of the complex. An over-enthusiastic sales assistant pushes a pair of shoes in my face with Velcro © fasteners, obviously I look retarded, sorry, politically correct alert, I have learning difficulties. I mean do I look like I'm on my way to the day care centre? Guess what? I can tie shoelaces.

Saturday: Big C. I venture towards the car accessories aisle and once again a guy sees fit to wave his hands to point me in the right direction... What am I am fukken Boeing 747?

I wonder if one day they get the message... You look at item of your choice, if you like it you buy it. If not you walk away.

1. 2. 3.... Sleep!

Once, while trying to buy a pair of shoes in Robinson's, no less than 6 sales clerks hovering and poking pairs of shoes in my face. Couldn't take it, had to walk out.

yes i agree this personal shopper thing is a real pain. i have no idea why they do it, but as soon as i show the slightest interest in anything in a shop ,there locked onto me like a scud missile.very few speak english so why bother? we are just about to start building another house, so this week ive been out and about looking at finnishing items in case they have to be ordered, and these shadow shoppers have done my head in, i like to look , think, walk away and look some more before making a decision, without some idiot trying to show me stuff i have no interest in. and unless your rude, they dont get the message.

In these circumstances, I've found that if I look them directly in the eye, shake my head in a negative manner and say, "I'm sorry, I'm NOT going to buy anything", they tend to get the idea.

If you can't speak Thai and have a Thai with you,the staff can be told they you do not want the hovering,that you like to look by yourself !It works for me everytime!

Come on guys your missing all the fun here, form up your little group and lead them all over the store

I't like when the cop stop you engage them in conversation until they realize they aren't making money talking with you and make you go away. Do that enough when they see you they don't want to stop you

Hey guys, give 'em a break. It must be boreing as 'ell working in a shoe shop here, where 99% of the population think that 'Hi - So' fashion is to have matching flip-flops (one left and one right).

The truth is that is what thier managers have them do, so he signs the check what would you do

The superior customer service we get here in LOS takes a little getting used to. I usually put on a sad face and say "mai baht, look, look" and they smile and back off;o)

One of the things that bother me is

Ok I got a rant, the current American political campaign. For the first time I really have the time to watch this circus.

This is what see, implications the Obama is a racist, where does that come from his church. Do I really care NO

Clinton, riding on her husbands coat tails and being picked on. Do I really care NO

McClain to old and a Bush Clone. Well part of that I do care about.

This is what I haven't seen.

What are the plans on the economy.

Is anyone going to get around to starting to deal with Deficits

We going to do something to strengthen the dollar, I suppose that could be answered if the deficits were dealt with.

Iraq War, I'm sorry I hear a lot words being spoken but nothing that would substanially assure our troop withdrawle in a orderly fashion.

Social Security, what are they going to do about that

You know there are a lot of important issues, that are simply not being dealt with by any canidate that I can see. We seem to be within six months of the general elections this is the time we need to know what they are really about. Not how thire memories can be destorted with time. I don't care if they go to church or not. I don't care if they are black or purple, male or female.

Wonder is they will ever get down to business and discuss the important aspects of what the country is facing and plans to deal with them.

Are we headed for another election of taking the least of the evils? Or at least what we think is.

No wonder I avoid politics for discussions I just don't get it.