as the forum is a bit slow at the moment, i though i would give you something else to think about. whether you believe or not, if like bhudist believe you do come back after your death, and if you had a choice, what would you like to come back as, and why? my choice would be a khoala bear. because they live in a nice climate, have no known preditors, and get off thier faces on eucaliptus every day, my idea of navarna . the only drawback i can see is i would be living in australia. but you cant have everything ah. !!!!!!!!!

I'd like to come back as the Australian that hunts Koala Bears

why am i not surprised, you truly are a very sad individual.

I'd like to come back as a ladies bike saddle

saint wrote:why am i not surprised, you truly are a very sad individual.

Keep it up - the straight man/funny man routine is working. We're like Cannon and Ball, you and me!

More like the 'Chuckle Brothers'.....lol




good one prenders...but i wouldn't envy you on the very hot summers days.

beer monkey wrote:More like the 'Chuckle Brothers'.....lol

to you - to me

to you - to me

But the Saint/Konstabel Els/insert new account name here is not chuckling much.

Put a smile on yer face or I'll come over there and give you a good ticklin'!

Somebody that believes in reincarnation coupled with Karma was telling me that if you kill something or treat something badly,you will come back as that!

How many ants did I kill yesterday?How many times will I come back!

I don't know if there is reincarnation,I don't know if their is a Christian or Muslim heaven because I don't know sh1t about what happens when I stop breathing in this life,nor do I believe anyone else knows!

BKKSTAN wrote:How many ants did I kill yesterday?How many times will I come back!

You could enter an endless Karmic cycle of life as an Ant to atone for those murders that you've carried out

Where would it end?

Well as a "Good" Buddhist I would hope to have found Nirvana and not face reincarnation, but if I haven't achieved that advanced state yet I would like to come back, simply as Me. With the proviso that I had retained all the knowledge and experience I have learnt in this life over a 70+ years of learning.

God help the pest control people then. Or should I say Buddha help them.

lighspur1 wrote:God help the pest control people then. Or should I say Buddha help them.

Do you think they'd have problems recruiting in Thailand?

My Mother-in-Law used to give her piglets to a Chinese man to slaughter because she wouldn't do it as a Buddhist.

I'd like to come back as a racehorse owned by the Al Maktoum brothers in their Irish stud farm. What a life... Hung like a mmm, horse, pampered in a cosy stable, run round the vast fields then brought in to service a filly and her owner has to pay for the pleasure. Into the heated swimming pool, train a bit, eat sleep. No mortgage, no credit cards, no car loans, own chauffeur.

Take a trip to England and go for a run around the track (this is the only drawback with Frankie Dettori on my back), back home for another week of luxury!

I come back as a thai bar girl get paid for sex and when no one want me any more I just give it away LOL

Until you break a leg.