romantic internet investigation

Author: **old-timer** » February 20, 2009, 1:00 am

i've been doing a bit of investigating and it seems that there is a lot of internet sites in
thailand with, let's say - "love" for sale. but i doubt this could be the ideal way of getting what
you're looking for, it's a bit like looking for a ford capri in the exchange and mart, you
read about the make, model, year, owners, wear and tear, service history, mileage, added extras,
overall condition and whatever else - now my point - instead of travelling 50 miles around the m25 to find
out that the capri is a rusty piece of sh1t and everything in the exchange and mart advert
was false, you have traveled 5000+ miles to find the internet bird is exactly same.
waste of money. imo

Author: **westerby** » February 20, 2009, 1:13 am

Yes, of course it's always handy to do a test drive, just to see how the ride feels...

Author: **Irish Alan** » February 20, 2009, 1:26 am

A long way to go to find out that those airbags were doctored by Photoshop along with the bodywork that has a bit more damage than was stated in the advert. No need to worry about servicing as that was carried out very regularly.

Author: **westerby** » February 20, 2009, 1:30 am

Irish Alan wrote:A long way to go to find out that those airbags were doctored by Photoshop along with the bodywork that has a bit more damage than was stated in the advert. No need to worry about servicing as that was carried out very regularly.

Oh it wouldn't be worth travelling all that way just to ride one. You'd have to look at a load of 'em.

Author: **beer monkey** » February 20, 2009, 3:57 am

NOT a wasted journey by no means ...as you will 'bump' into plenty of girls, or just contact say 10 you fancy and keep a date with each...even if you get 1 out of 10 thats suitable thats ok....not even a waste of money as you get a holiday to boot....the only money wastage would be the cash you might have already forwarded when your contact mentions her mama is mai sabai and she turns out to be a 'lemon'...but use a level head and everyones a winner.
Good luck Old T.

Author: **Irish Alan** » February 20, 2009, 4:11 am

beer monkey wrote:NOT a wasted journey by no means ...as you will 'bump' into plenty of girls, or just contact say 10 you fancy and keep a date with each...even if you get 1 out of 10 thats suitable thats ok....not even a waste of money as you get a holiday to boot....the only money wastage would be the cash you might have already forwarded when your contact mentions her mama is mai sabai and she turns out to be a 'lemon'...but use a level head and everyones a winner.
Good luck Old T.

But... Do you let each girl know you have a shortlist? And if you bump uglies with Noi on night 1, how do you keep your date with Lek for night 2 and so on?

Author: **beer monkey** » February 20, 2009, 4:15 am

And if you bump uglies with Noi on night 1, how do you keep your date with Lek for night 2 and so on?

Some of them manage it with us very well indeed.. :lol:

nope no mention of a shortlist, have a 3 week holiday..date 1-10 in the first 10 days...or fit 2 in a day if you want, shorten the list to 5 or what ever you think is good...then just keep whittling i down. 21days would be enough to get a feel for a suitable suiter, then keep contact and arrange another break several months later visit family etc etc....then start sending all your cash. :mrgreen:

Author: **Irish Alan** » February 20, 2009, 4:34 am

No that is too much for me to take in... #-o

Better off just walking into Mister Tongs in my white suit, 3 buttons on shirt open showing off my chest hair and medallion smelling of Brut. Never fails! :-"

Author: **beer monkey** » February 20, 2009, 5:06 am

Ohh i agree iA especially the brut part, all the ladys love that when its splashed all over(stings a bit around the goolies though) ....was just giving Old timer a few ideas, or anyone else that was concerned about having a wasted trip.

Author: **rick** » February 20, 2009, 5:08 am

BM reckons you need shortlist of ten. If you did your online interviews and keep up the email for a while, you should be able to do better than that. Noway could i manage 10; I reckon 4 should do (mind you, I am not chasing girls 24/7, it is a holiday, not a competition). In fact 2 out of 3 actual meets tend to eventually lead somewhere, depends on your patience (from 3 hours to 4 weeks). They can be pretty hard to get rid of, without being rude. Once contacted, there for life (well, a long time).

Ok, some will be scammers, some p4play, some honest -ish. There are enough of them that unless you are indescribably ugly and bad mannered, you can be very picky. Ok, forget the pin-up models, just consider, what would you be happy for back home, and try anything better. Looks are not everything. Just be honest - they know you will need some rope before you hang yourself. Maybe the girls have built in lie detector! So far i have been lucky, no really bad ones. I spent more time last visit with girls who were not on Internet - accidental fruit that dropped in my lap; but they are harder to please.

So with internet, just be sceptical until you meet, never give money before meeting, and watch for those little warning clues! Do that, and you should have an interesting time.

Author: **beer monkey** » February 20, 2009, 5:17 am

Just was using 10 as an example as i have browsed some sites and i can see it would be so so easy to get a list of 10 so was getting carried away ...probably would be a difficult task to mingle with 10 over a short period, could always do a runner if one gets clingy especially if you tell her you are staying at a differant hotel to which you are staying at.

I spent more time last visit with girls who were not on Internet - accidental fruit that dropped in my lap;

There you go old timer...as i was saying.

Author: **old-timer** » February 20, 2009, 11:22 am

i won't be going down the route of romance via the internet
the match making service providers are not the most welcoming bunch -

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Author: **747man** » February 20, 2009, 11:51 am

beer monkey wrote:Ohh i agree iA especially the brut part, all the ladys love that when its splashed all over(stings a bit around the goolies though) ....was just giving Old timer a few ideas, or anyone else that was concerned about having a wasted trip.

And WTF is WRONG with Brut

Author: **westerby** » February 20, 2009, 9:02 pm

old-timer wrote:i won't be going down the route of romance via the internet
the match making service providers are not the most welcoming bunch -

e-harmony.jpg

555, I like it (the joke - not your manhood). Now get rid of that avatar, it looks like a schoolboy's nightmare of Gary Glitter.

Author: **747man** » February 20, 2009, 10:14 pm

old-timer wrote:i won't be going down the route of romance via the internet
the match making service providers are not the most welcoming bunch -

e-harmony.jpg

******* BRILLIANT !!! :lol: