I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.

Any suggestions?

British passport.

Bigger wallet

I reckon a PM to LA will get you lots of good advice

Please keep it out of the open forum

Pasting a 1000bt note on my forehead and licking my eyebrows, works for me;o)

Haircut, New hair colour,teef whitening, smart clothing, shinning shoes, clean underpants, neatly shaven, splash of quality aftershave,Manicure + nails lacquered, face cream, hand creams, trim nasal hair also cut the hair that sprouts from your ears, mouth wash, a trip to the dentist,grind off those yellowed curly toe nails..etc etc.

Getting a Brazilian might help as well.

Sack,Back, and Crack......

If bald or thin on top, how about a wig (toupee,wig-pom,syrup of figs,Rug),,,

Examples...
(he looked happier with no hair on top)


Or the George Clooney...



Even a matching one for your Dog....and all the ladys love a man walking a dog in the park...

Visit Soi Bangla, Patong.

EVERY man is sexy and handsome there. Or so the girls tell us!

Move to Pattaya...

Texpat wrot, :I'm an ugly basturd and would like to increase my handsomeness.".

All I can say is, if you're already an 'ugly basturd' what more could you ask for??

wanting what you can't have is a sad state of afairs, be happy as you are, someone out there will be blind enough for you.........

AND if that doesn't work there's always plenty of ladyboys about. They need love too.
(just kidding, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Well, nobody I knew anyway.)