Since we have two popular joke threads active on the forum, how about something a little different to also read and post on daily. Here are my "inaugural" offerings, please add your own offerings.

A MONK TOLD HIS STUDENT "I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TWO TIGERS FIGHTING IN MY HEART."
"ONE TIGER IS FULL OF HATE AND ANGER. THE OTHER TIGER IS FULL OF LOVE AND COMPASSION"
THE STUDENT ASKED THE MONK: "WHICH TIGER WILL WIN?"
THE MONK REPLIED:"THE ONE I FEED."

"For one who has been honored,
Dishonor is worse than death."
--Bhagavad Gita

"[People] measure their esteem of each other by what each has,
and not by what each is... Nothing can bring you peace but yourself."

Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Self Reliance"

What benefit does it have, if a man gains the whole world but loses his soul? What can man give in exchange of his soul?" (Matthew 16:26).

''Acceptance is the Key to all my problems,'' (Big Book of AA)

With honesty one can get anywhere, even get jailed. Polish saying

"It's not what I do that makes me different, its what I am that makes me the same"

Thomas Merton

"you can lead a horse to water,but a pencil must be lead"

laurel and hardy

LOL .... and thats another fine mess you got me in to stanley.

not really a thought for the day, but something that pops into my mind quite often.

No matter what happens any place or time, how unusual or stupid, I say


That's life, You can't help a bit of bad luck

Master Builder

I would rather be happy than right.

Old Texas saying: Some people need killing.

Life's a bitch then you go marry one.

"My religion is kindnes."
The Dalai Lama

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."

I don't know who first said this, I remember it from a John Lennon song.

''**** happens ,then you die.''