At Big C ...".Err... think I'll buy a new Hi fi!" Mmm this ONE looks ok! Mmm what about this one Mmm nice. Hallo!!!, whos'e that behind me? Its HIM! AGAIN! Its that Redcoat again His followed me all round the Hi Fi section!Why is he smirking at me?I want tell him...YES? WHAT? Then he says" NEE GOOD Mahk mahk! Why Him Know? does he have one?
I want say I have eyes and a brain all is there to see! So f,,ck off and leave me alone!
But the poor sod has been told to do this.Not his fault.
I find it so irritating someone up my ass when Im shopping.If I want advice,Which sometimes I do,I will ask!

I find Home pro the worst of the lot

as you walk in there are about 30 of them that chase you round the store and try to advise you to buy the most expensive item that they have

i you walk fast enough, you can out run them seeing as all thai's have short legs!!!

I know! I went there once ! NEVER Again! Like a posse chasing you around! I out wit them !Start go round a section. then double back!That f...s em!

EssexGaz wrote:I find Home pro the worst of the lot

as you walk in there are about 30 of them that chase you round the store and try to advise you to buy the most expensive item that they have

i you walk fast enough, you can out run them seeing as all thai's have short legs!!!

A good tip....take your small child(age around 1-4) preferably half farang and half thai, the sales girls/boys will be distracted by this na-rak dek or lubberly baby, and spend all their time with the small child and not follow your azz around the store, you can even let the sales girls takecare of the little one whilst you browse in piece, they will pass child amongst them and take in turns.
If you don't own one of these maybe borrow one from a friend.

anyone up your arse at any time , shopping or otherwise, deserves a medal for courage in the line of duty, in my opinion. so if you wanna be left alone whilst shopping, just let one go and im sure they will be gone, or passed out on the floor.

Should be a breeze for Mortiboy then.

If we had a top 10 of annoyances the Red Army would come near the top, they seem to crop up on every forum.

I was in Tesco/Lotus looking at scratch remover, reading the spoof on it to see what one was best... This guy is only short of sitting on my shoulder, holding a bottle of car shampoo in my face. My blood pressure went from mild hypertension to REALLY REALLY high hypertension... I wasn't in the best mood anyway looking for something to remove scratches from my then 10 day old truck. Anyway I believe his operation to have the bottle of shampoo removed from his ar5ehole was a success!

My partner's sister wanted a microwave, so an unplanned visit into Big C today. There seemed dozens of these 'redcoats' hanging about, surely not enough customers to justify so many. I appreciate prompt asistance over e.g. stock checking, paying, but this was suffocation.
Obviously, some kind of customer care training has taken place and whilst I made a joke of it, literally a line of 10 standing a few feet apart all wishing me 'sawasdee' is rather daft.

What I like about HomePro is that you half a dozen people chasing you around the store and then when you do buy something you have to wait ages because they only have one person working on the checkout.

Thanks a bomb saint.with friends like you, Who needs enemies!
Hey ! Thats a classic!

anyone up your arse at any time , shopping or otherwise, deserves a medal for courage

Redcoats?

Maybe they just want to show you their song and dance routine.

sorry, morti, but you were the one that made your personal problem public !!!! all i was suggesting that you could use your talents to get rid of unwanted people encroaching in your space.

Agree with you Brian. Big C in the electrical section.....the red coats outnumber the customers 8 to 1. And just to sell you a jug or toaster, big marks up on these items you know.

But It was all a 'wind up" How was I to know so many of you lot were comedians?
Anyway a real good Topic!Made me crack up a few times I tell you! All good fun!

you were the one that made your personal problem public

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